SKEEDZ0R PLEEZE

 

 

Scene 1:     

A supar bad dude named disciple is shown. He is laffing because he is going to sell drugz 2 kidz and give them needles and syphillis. All of a sudden disciple hears a lighter clicking and teh sound of a killer bong rip. He looks around like "WTF" but then goes on laffing about selling drugs 2 kidz and giving them syphillis and needles. He is mad crazy and way spooky. Then he says "Those skeedz0rz will never stop me from giving these kids syphillis!!H4H4H4H4" and a really scary song is playing.

Scene 2:   

Disciple is still laffing about all teh kidz he's going to give needlez to and then all of sudden 4 bad skeedz0r lookin' dudes fall out of teh ceiling and are like "TIEM TO STFU FAG".  They are way flipped out from just ripping a killer bong hit and are supar ready to go crazY ON THIs guy.  Joshx is supar pissed and he's like "YOU BOUT TO GET DONE UP NOGGA STYLIEZ" and Mark comes in and says "YOU EVAH BEEN BUSTED IN YO SUCKA?" and disciple is all like "WTF."  HOLY CRAP Then here comes Orestes and he says "BUSH SUX i pwn j00!!!" Now disciple thinks it can't get much werse then wayn0r comes in and doesn't say anything but just points to his sideburns. disciple just keeps walking and singing, and teh skeedz0rz are ready to get mad ill. 

Scene 3:     

All of a sudden Biggie Smalls walks in and teh skeedz0rz are like "WTF A DEAD GUY DOING A CAMEO?".  Then Biggie says "Do dis sucka up" and all teh skeedz0rz don't even hesitate and start kicking disciple's ass from head to toe.  The whole time they kick this dudes ass you hear sweet bong rips and Notorious B.I.G. playing in teh background.  Then there's a close up of disciples asshole that they cut off.  Wayn0r totally kicked teh most ass and all the skeedz0rz were liek "GOOD JOB ASS KICKING WAYN0R" but he just says "Gundam!" Then teh camera cutz to Mark and he's like "DON'T RIP BONG HITS UNLESS YOU HAVE HAIR ON YOUR NADS!!!1".  Then teh camera pullz out and all you see is Mark and joshx standing there with Biggie behind them looking mad niggerish and joshx is liek "TIEM FOR SOME BABES MY NOGGAZ" and Biggie just shakes his head yes. Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere and the skeedz0rz start ripping bong hits even harder (if that's even possible).  Then the camera starts fading out and then explodes.

 

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-I thought of this script right before bedtime because of this!.  I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!